I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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