I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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