the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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