ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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