its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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