Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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