do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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