My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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