We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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