Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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