I hate all girls vehemently.
Jerry, you need to find god
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
