sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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