Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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