I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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