Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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