sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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