its not stalking. its research.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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