There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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