You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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