it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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