I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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