I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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