just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
if only i could text you this smell
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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