So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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