it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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