i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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