i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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