How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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