OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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