If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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