Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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