He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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