Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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