Sry I called you an 8
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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