One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Blood and glitter go together right?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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