I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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