So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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