she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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