This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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