There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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