I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
