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(207): View more from Maine

I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?

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(607): View more from New York

Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.

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I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face

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(425): View more from Washington

'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.

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