her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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