Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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