You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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