I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
wakey wakey hands off snakey
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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