Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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