she was so not down for the gang bang
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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