I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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