She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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