you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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