So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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