Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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