you guys were way drunker than both of me
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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