Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
