fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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