Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
The power of my boobs compel you
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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