Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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